I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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