I wanna bring you to show and tell
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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