What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I supernannyed him into submission
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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