this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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