I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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