her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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