I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize