I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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