Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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