I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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