You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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