So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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