"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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