it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
In America we eat man semen.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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