Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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