Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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