my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The Olympian is in my bed
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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