Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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