I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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