it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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