I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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