this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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