he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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