Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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