My hair reeks of homosexuality.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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