im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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