Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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