Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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