I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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