Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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