I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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