she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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