it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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