So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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