PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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