I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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