Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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