my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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