why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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