Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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