VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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