Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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