it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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