I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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