Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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