Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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