You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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