i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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