I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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