That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it hurts more in the daytime
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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